Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer snatch on some wickedly rad tech? Then loot up Goblin Gear, where we hawker the most bodacious doodads this side of the slag heap. Our rates might be a little high, but hey, you get what you drop for, right? We got glowing swords that cut through steel like butter, flasks that brew invisibility potions in a flash, and